Weed and the Single Woman

I have friends that smoke weed on a pretty regular basis. I don't. I can't financially afford another vice and it certainly wouldn't do anything for my girlish figure. I do however, on occasion partake in the reefer when it's around.

I was at my part-time job Saturday night, a restauruant where I wait tables. I stepped in the back to have a cigarette and there was another waitress back there too. We'd never met before but she turned to me and said "You know what I wanna do? Smoke some weed." and I responded "Hi, My name is Patrice and I'm sorry I have none." Next thing I know, she's handing me a little "dime bag" (That's what I would call it) and sending me on my merry way.

So I'm sitting here tonight in my apartment and I just smoked some of it. It's been ages since I had a bowl and I haven't a clue how to roll a joint so I used a crushed can. We used to do that in middle school all the time. Well long story short, I'm stoned off my ass. It's taking me ages to write this blog post because I either A) get distracted by something, like how freaking good this Gobstopper tastes or B) forget what I was talking about entirely.

Weed is really great. Now, please don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that anyone go out and become giant potheads and completely kill of all of your brains cells. But getting stoned can be pretty fun every once in a while. If you've got boy problems weed can offer some temporary relief from the "Is he going to call me?" "Why hasn't he called me?" desperately waiting by the phone trauma. I'm high as a kite and I'm pretty sure if I had to pick between having the man of my dreams or a bowl of fruity pebbles I'd pick Mr. Flinstone. Men can't help but being attracted to the disinterested, haha.

So instead of worrying about the married man you're sleeping with or why one night stand guy from the bowling alley hasn't called you back get stoned and...

try beading- it's fun and challanging in this state of mind
watch t.v. - even the crappiest shows become great with the green
jam out - you might just be sitting on the couch listening to that music but you feel like you're dancing on the roof

try my amazing ice cream

Get whatever kind of ice cream you like and add Captin Crunch to it. It's amazing.



Weed. What a great way to get your mind off of anything that's bothering you.